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• Why is abbreviate such a long word?
• Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway ?
• What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?
• Why are they called apartments when they are so close together ?
• Why would you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you cant' drink and drive?
• Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
• Why are three flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes ?
• Why is there only one company making the game Monoploy?
• If I break the laws of Physics, do I go to jail?
• What would chairs look like if your knees bent the other way?
• Why do they say new and improved...because how can it be new if it was improved?
• If someone invented instant water, what would you add?
• Why do people look up when they think?
• Why is it when you sit around the house you don't actually sit around the house ?
• Why do 10 pounds of groceries generate 50 pounds of garbage?
• Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
• If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
• If your vehicle is going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
• Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
• You know that little inderstructible black box used on planes?
• Why are wrong numbers never busy?
• Thermos flasks keep hot things hot and cold things cold... but how do they know?
• If this is the land of the open-market, then why is someone always trying to sell me something?
• If pro is the opposite of con, is congress the opposite of progress?
• If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
• How did a fool and his money get together?
• Why do they call it a TV set, when there is only one of them?
• You know how most packages say open here. What's the protocol if it says open somewhere else?
• How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
• If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?
• What keeps glue from sticking to the inside of the bottle?
• If a duck goes in the water right after he eats, does he get cramps?
• How do blind people find the signs?
• How big is a smallcrows?
• How can you be prettyugly?
• If you can plant a tree, why can't you tree a plant?
• Do they make decaffinated coffee tablets?
• Why is it when you move something in a ship it's called cargo but when you move something in a car it's called a shipment?
• A door that's open is called ajar; what is it called when a jar is open?
• They call it a hot-water-heater but why would you need to heat hot water?
• They call it a building but after it's completed shouldn't they call it a built?
• Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs...shouldn't they wear nightgowns?
• If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
• If vegetarians eat only vegetables, then what do humanitarians eat?