your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did
you copy his?
George: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
TEACHER: How can you prevent
diseases caused by biting insects?
GEORGE: Don't bite any.
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