Here are some recent classified ads Osama bin Laden took out in
For Sale: Huge cave, ventilated, isolated for privacy, rock solid. More
ventilation is added daily due to heavy bombardment. Free ear plugs
included! Call 1-800-BIG-BANG.
For Sale: Terrorist training course. Learn from my mistakes. Includes my
exclusive list of countries you shouldn't mess with, they get really mad!
Damn cowboys. Call 1-800-IMA-DOPE.
For Sale: Wives, variety of ages. Looks unimportant, lovely burqas! Reason
for selling: they can't run fast. Call 1-800-SLO-LADY.
Wanted: Tank repairman. Must have own tools and be able to work without
missing parts. Location: a little here, a little there, little pieces
everywhere. Call 1-800-BLO-MEUP
Wanted: Emotional counseling for misunderstood former terrorist with
delusions and Severely depressed, they say "even my mother doesn't love
me." Call 1-800-WOE-ISME.