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An economist, a philosopher, a biologist, and an architect were were arguing about what was God's real profession. The philosopher said, "Well, first and foremost, God is a philosopher because he created the principles by which man is to live." "Ridiculous!" said the biologist "Before that, God created man and woman and all living things so clearly he was a biologist."

"Wrong," said the architect. "Before that, he created the heavens and the earth. Before the earth, there was only complete confusion and chaos!" "Well," said the economist, "where do you think the chaos came from?"

A Economist opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car camealong and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When thepolice arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterlyabout the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they'vedone to my Beeeeemer!" he whined."You Economist's are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retortedthe officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that youdidn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!""Oh my God," replied the Economist, finally noticing the bloodyleft shoulder where his arm once was. "Where's my Rolex?!?"

 Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a practical economist, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures