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An economist, a philosopher,
a biologist, and an architect were were arguing about what was God's real
profession. The philosopher said, "Well, first and foremost, God is a
philosopher because he created the principles by which man is to live."
"Ridiculous!" said the biologist "Before that, God created man and woman
and all living things so clearly he was a biologist."
A Economist opened the door of his BMW,
when suddenly a car camealong and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
When thepolice arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining
bitterlyabout the damage to his precious BMW.
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a practical economist, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures